Baseball, Steroids, and Jesus
From the Atlanta Braves clubhouse...
Julio Franco on Andy Van Slyke's accusations made on a San Francisco radio station that Franco has used steroids, in March 5 Atlanta Journal-Constitution: "Tell Andy Van Slyke he's right – I'm on the best juice there is. I'm juiced up every day, and the name of my juice is Jesus. ... Next time you talk to him, tell him the steroid I'm on is Jesus of Nazareth."

Yeah, that's right. Jesus can hit the curveball!

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